tessa (soisaystomyself) wrote in abductmeplease,
tessa
soisaystomyself
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flexibililty is a bit like real estate if you stop to think about it

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full name: tesssa somogyi
birthplace: templeton!!!!!!
birthday:september 4

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favorite objects:the microwave
favorite sayings: "i feel like i have a 1,100 pound bench in me." mendelson or "If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a hose in his mouth and turn on the water." Ray Kroc or anything i read on ogrish. or yesterday when my dad was said, " all these fucking midgetry gymnasticals are so flexible its like real estate."
favorite food:cookies
favorite planet: psh the one im on

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Any Personal Comments:
i'm totally for abortion so if the guy is hungry and the baby is dead why not?
you can switch out a word or two and this will work for necrophilia as well
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